Employee: "I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters away."
Boss: "Ok I would like to see you try."
Employee: As he moves on pissing all over the floor loosing $6,000 not caring.
Boss: "Ha you just lost $6,000."
Secretary: "God damnit!"
Boss: "Whats wrong?"
Secretary: "He bet me $200,000 he could piss allover your floor and you would be happy about it!"
Biker's kid was sitting in English class.
The teacher asked, "What comes after a sentence?"
The biker kid stood up and said, "You make an appeal!"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said,
"She means 666-3629."
On the first day of school, ]
the teacher asked a student,
What are your parents' names?"
The student replied,
"My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
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The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother.
I am Joking....
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain,
the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?
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I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old.
One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband that says,
"My dear, now that you are 60 years old,
there are some things you no longer do for me.
I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student.
Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife:
"You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me.
So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students.
Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20.
So, don't you wait up for me."
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